Maybe I Should use Smoke Signals???
My friends will tell you, my phone is a piece of junk. I sometimes receive calls, texts, and voicemails days later. It's a pain in the balls to get ahold of me. My quality of life has suffered as well - I don't get to hang out and do cool things because I can't be reached in time. Instead of partying with supermodels in Las Vegas, I'm partying with my parents at the Riverboat Casino. Please consider donating to my cause. The word depends on it